Catch 22

If I get the job, I don't go on vacation. I drive to Columbia, drop off my car, see my family for a brief amount of time, and move to the big city.

If I don't get the job, I go to Maine for a week. I drive from a state on the bottom of the country to the one on the top, see some friends along the way, and fake move to the big city.

I want the job. I want to go to Maine.

Catch 22.