Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Retardedness

Let's just start by saying, I know I'm retarded. Most of you reading this know I'm retarded too. That aside, here are the most retarded things I've done thus far this week.

Sunday - I quoted Jefferson Airplane in a blog. That was definitely a lapse in judgement. I am retarded.

Monday - I burned my finger on a baked potato really badly. So badly, there is now a blister forming. And yes, I did say burned my finger on a BAKED POTATO. I am retarded.

Tuesday - I clicked on a virus in an im message while my virus scan was conveniently off. I am retarded.

Just wanted you too feel better about yourself today.

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