Speed Dating (Update) - Mike D. 207

Of course as I'm getting off the subway at my stop, I see one of the nerdy white guys from my speed dating adventure head to the stairs right in front of me. What do I do? Cower behind him, hoping he doesn't see me of course.

Of course he is wearing the same aquamarine polo he had on when I saw him last.

Of course he is going ridiculously slowly.

Of course he heads to the same exit I do.

Of course I have to almost come to a dead stop so I don't literally run into him.

Of course I follow him down the street a block, not speeding up for fear of passing him and of him recognizing me and of him accosting me in the street.

Of course it's Mike D. 207, the editor of a cable TV magazine.

Of course.