Flowers and kisses

've got big boobs - let's just get that out there before I go any further.

With Mardi Gras over, we needed another reason to have some parades, and wouldn't you know, it's time to celebrate St. Patrick's day. Not as ready for Round 2 of parades quite yet, I begrudgedly put on my game face and headed out for day 1 of weekend 1 to catch a parade. I got lots of flowers and lots of kisses - like I said, my chest isn't exactly what most would consider small. Anyways, a cabbage almost broke my finger (don't all floats across the country throw out cabbages, carrots, potatoes, and onions during St. Patrick's day parades?) but an hour later my finger still worked, so no harm done.

Day 2 of weekend 1 dragged on a little more. I'm definitely paraded out - there hasn't been enough time since Mardi Gras to be truly ready for more parades. Anyways, this time there were more kisses, more flowers, ramen noodles (that's right, I said ramen), and a pair of green panties I was obliged to then wear on the outside of my pants. After a forever long parade, we headed back to devour crabs and crawfish - yum!

Oh yeah, Saturday night I got a little cultured. Went to a burlesque show - it was definitely entertaining. Not that watching girls take their clothes off is usually on my list of things to do, but it was lots of fun.